Posted : 9 minutes ago

Honest MBTI Stereotypes

deadlyliv:

ISTJ: Practical and down-to-earth. Probably your mother.
ISFJ: Always nice enough to be suspicious and more loyal than all your pets combined.
ISTP: Probably don’t care about you, might still kill you in your sleep though.
ISFP: Always carrying at least 4 daisy chains on them at all times; don’t take them to museums if you ever want to come out again.
INTP: That one guy hiding in their room trying to calculate exactly how much bigger the TARDIS is on the inside.
INFP: Starry-eyed idealist, so caring and sweet they might just rot your teeth out.
INTJ: 50% standoffishness, 50% being right all the time, 100% better than you.
INFJ: Spends half their time delivering melodramatic heroic monologues and the other half attempting to purify the ground they walk on.
ESTJ: 100% committed to their life partner, the rulebook.
ESFJ: Happy to make you happy to make them—could potentially create a feeling paradox.
ESTP: Probably Kanye West.
ESFP: The golden retriever you always wanted, except in human form.
ENTP: Would probably blow up the world to calculate shrapnel velocity.
ENFP: Like a bottle of fizzy soda, except with more righteousness.
ENTJ: Like an INTJ, just better at hiding the fact that they’re an asshole.
ENFJ: The world’s mother hen. May also be running ten cults of worship behind your back.

>INTJ: 50% standoffishness, 50% being right all the time, 100% better than you.

What do you mean that’s just a stereotype?

Sits pretty next to Levi

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szenandoa:

montypla:

gigadramon:

montypla:

gigadramon:

i’m sad ‘cause when i went swimming today the 5 foot part went all the way up to my eyes and i had to stand on my toes to breath 

i’m being discriminated against dangnabbit 

hahah you’re short

hahah i’m gonna stab you in the neck

If you can even reach my neck

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Hijacked the post for obligatory Levi Problems.

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FLOATIES THO

(Source: saimyosho)

Posted : 21 hours ago
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Posted : 2 days ago
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When my husband [Carl Sagan] died, because he was so famous and known for not being a believer, many people would come up to me — it still sometimes happens — and ask me if Carl changed at the end and converted to a belief in an afterlife. They also frequently ask me if I think I will see him again.

Carl faced his death with unflagging courage and never sought refuge in illusions. The tragedy was that we knew we would never see each other again. I don’t ever expect to be reunited with Carl. But, the great thing is that when we were together, for nearly twenty years, we lived with a vivid appreciation of how brief and precious life is. We never trivialized the meaning of death by pretending it was anything other than a final parting. Every single moment that we were alive and we were together was miraculous — not miraculous in the sense of inexplicable or supernatural. We knew we were beneficiaries of chance… That pure chance could be so generous and so kind… That we could find each other, as Carl wrote so beautifully in Cosmos, you know, in the vastness of space and the immensity of time… That we could be together for twenty years. That is something which sustains me and it’s much more meaningful.

The way he treated me and the way I treated him, the way we took care of each other and our family, while he lived. That is so much more important than the idea I will see him someday. I don’t think I’ll ever see Carl again. But I saw him. We saw each other. We found each other in the cosmos, and that was wonderful.

Ann Druyan  (via girlwithdeathmask)

This is beautiful and made my night

(via disordered)

(Source: whats-out-there)

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Attack on Titan doing Ice bucket challenge

Mikasa: does it to show Eren her wet body
Eren: Screams entire time
Armin: No wait I changed my mind! *Gets soaked*
Annie: *punches person before they pour bucket on her*
Bertholdt: Sweats during and afterwards.
Reiner: No reaction
Jean: smiles at Marco during
Marco: smiles at Jean during
Christa: does cute high pitch squeals
Ymir: too distracted and turned on by Christa's squeals to notice the bucket pouring on her
Sasha & Connie: YOLO BRO! *dive into a pool of ice cold water*
Hanji: *laughs maniacally* MORE! MORE!
Erwin: *eyebrows soak up all the water*
Levi: CLEAN UP THIS FUCKING MESS!
Posted : 3 days ago

Hey, I Got A Donate Button Now!

sarahsoprano:

ask-collegestudent-izzymagnolia:

Any amount helps! I really want to see my girlfriend, but she lives two states away. I need help to get enough money for a ticket there and back. I need around $230.

Plus, any extra money will help my family pay for food, as we’re currently bankrupt. 

Thanks!

Hey guys so it’d be cool if you donate. ‘Cause I really wanna see my bae. ♥

You cute butts ♥

Posted : 4 days ago